I live here - this is my flat, it's incredible to be in and I love it. A special quiet spot. Like holy. And so it's rarely available for people except for when I want to go travelling. I have only had four guests who have all loved it and one still hasn't left a review. That why there aren't billions of reviews.
I have two cats, Olive and Aethelbert, who'll stay in the flat and keep you company.
Someone should take advantage of this amazing opportunity.
All the best