Dear James, thank you for being my guest but your review is offensive.
My apartment is small but is equal to the photos.
I have cleaned (personally) the house.
I apologized for the delay and you said it was fine.
The water heater is 30 liters and not 15, usually two guests can take a shower.
In the bathroom there were shampoo and liquid soap (at the check in you asked me for the soap for the washing machine because you had to wash the pants, I'm not required to keep the soap for the washing machine).
The terrace is shared, I have never said or written that the terrace was private.
You paid 25 or 26 euros in July in the historical center, if you wanted to pay less, next time you choose a room in a hostel and not a house. Also I want to remind you that you have booked my house to make the promise to your girlfriend and you asked me for help organizing the surprise: florist, restaurant and bakery shop. The day after the check in I met you on the street, you played with my dog and you said that everything was fine. After your check out, I found the door to go out on the terrace was broken ... I did not say anything because I thought it was not your intention to break it ... why did not you write this in the review? I think and think again and I can not understand what happened !!! A real disappointment.