Where to begin....
The beds are Queen size. I have taken pictures of the tags on the mattress which can now be seen in the photo gallery of the house. Kathi, plesse understand that the beds are not King sized... ...they are Queen as advertised. Double beds are much smaller.
Closet space? Not sure how much space one needs for a fours nights stay? This is Airbnb. Perhaps a hotel would better suit your needs next time?
As for coffee, there are three different coffee makers in the house for guests to use. Had an american drip coffee maker been required, we would have happily supplied one. However, this was not requested.
In the end, I have to say, I am personally saddened by the fact that you and your guest didn't choose to bring up any of the issues you mentioned above and instead let them affect your stay.
You are the first guest to not fully fall in love with the our home. Our reviews, before yours, truly speak for themselves. Additionally, asking us to leave a positive review for you (written on our whiteboard) and then voicing all of your unmentioned concerns after the fact, is childish and underhanded. I hope this comment helps you realize how unnecessary all your unfounded comments are. People are opening their homes to you. I can only hope that during your next stay (elsewhere) you treat people respectfully.