Large private out-building with full access to garden and modern kitchen/living room in the main house.
Close to Crystal Palace's shops and restaurants, and in a lovely, quiet area within reach of central London.
I have a cleaner who comes every week, but this is a normal working family home, so if you're looking for a hermetically sealed sterile bubble, this is probably not the place for you. Otherwise, it'll be great to meet you!
Please do not leave dead bodies in the cupboard.