A mile from the Hard Rock Hotel, next to the UNIVERSITY, 5 min from the airport, nicely decorated, CLEAN, with JACUZZI TUB in quiet GREEN neighborhood. Everything WALKING distance: cafe, restaurants, gym, the bright lights of the lucky strip. HAPPY!
Homie, Earthy, Fresh, Clean, Happy-Happy-Happy!
Interaction with guests
I will be able to offer help throughout your stay. Put an extra dollar in the dollar box!
Other things to note
BREAKFAST - self service. Starbucks coffee is in the cabinet. Make yourself at home! Same for the OJ in the refrigerator. I won't get the door for you!
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING and BE CONSIDERATE: Take your shoes off. No candles (fire hazard). Park your car on the street. No cooking unless you negotiate with me in advance. Clean up after yourself - no maid on the premises at all times. Let me know in advance if you need a ride to the airport, or the strip. Towels available for rent. You can use the jacuzzi tub for a bubble bath except that you cannot sleep in it. You can't keep the key - ring the bell. Do not disturb the neighbors. There is ZERO TOLERANCE FOR VIOLENCE! This is a GO GREEN ENVIRONMENT where we promote PEACE and LOVE through INTERNATIONALIZATION, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING and OPEN-MINDEDNESS. Show off the POSITIVE aspects of your culture! We need to learn something good everyday safely. The strip can be disturbing if you lose money; gamble in responsible ways or better yet, do not gamble at all! Be a SOCIAL OBSERVER: watch others lose their money and keep your own money in your pocket - it is the sure way to WIN in Las Vegas. As a former Professor of Literature, Critical Thinking, and Rhetoric, I feel obliged to give you good advice and some safety tips about a city as crazy as Las Vegas (24/7 round the clock insanity). I am nurturing and responsible toward my international guests. I PREFER AN ALL-GIRL CAST, FAMILIES, and COUPLES except that I cannot discriminate against young men. This is a gay friendly environment and you are welcome to open up and talk about yourself if you feel like it. I am savvy and resourceful with the community and I can listen and talk to you responsibly. If you are traveling with a small child let me know in advance so that I do not overbook and make the pertinent adjustments to childproof and work with you to create a safe and happy environment for your family and especially for your little ones. If you are a couple considering getting married in Las Vegas, do not forget to invite me to your wedding! Las Vegas is the #1 destination for young couples. I can help you with your marriage license and I will make sure to have flowers, rose pedals on your bed, and other cute romantic stuff around here. My home is immaculately clean, the neighborhood is safe, and I am looking forward to seeing your happy faces!
I am Interesting, down to earth, intelligent, well read, well travelled, with an interdisciplinary sensibility, nurturing, with an interest in different cultures and people. I want to be surrounded by happy people!