Places to stay near Columbia River Maritime Museum

The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Award-winning New Modern Oceanfront Shangri-La

Jaw Dropping Ocean Front Views nestled in remote Falcon Cove, a grand-fathered neighborhood inside Oswald West State Park. This new award-winning custom modern home, inspired by famed northwest architect Tom Kundig, takes advantage of stunning views out every west facing window. The gourmet kitchen, with Miele Gas range, Oven, microwave and SubZero Fridge allow you to cook either that cozy dish that your heart desires, or keep it simple and live the charcuterie life, because it is your VACATION!

Astoria Hideaway w/ River Views

Kick back and relax in this calm, stylish space. Our cozy retreat offers the best of both worlds - a tranquil setting surrounded by trees and stunning views of the Columbia River, yet just steps away from downtown shops and restaurants. Walk to the Cathedral Tree Trail and Astoria Column. Inside, enjoy a plush bed with premium linens, heated bathroom floors, and a patio perfect for sipping coffee as ships glide by. Experience relaxation and convenience at our well-appointed hideaway.

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

Historic Downtown Cottage

Live like a local in this quaint, 1930's restored two bedroom house located in historic downtown Astoria. Just steps from the original settlement in the historic district, our cottage is within a few blocks of the Columbia River Maritime Museum, the Heritage Museum, the Ft. George brewery, the Bow Picker and the riverwalk. This cottage features off street parking (a rare find in downtown), laundry and a full kitchen. Park your car and walk to everything.

Art House/Light House

Perched on a hill, private, beautiful live-work art space overlooking the Columbia River with views to the sea. Airy, open, loft w. 2 bedroom suites. Studio, laundry, decks, yard/deck below house, 4 blocks to downtown & river. 35 steps up to the house from the street! Two night minimum. Short bio for your profile needed for booking. I can only book 6 months ahead because of life-work issues, but you can message me with dates for wait-list.

Big Blue House Unit 2 in Union Town Astoria #19-21

Enjoy this newly renovated historic 3-plex home with stunning views and all the modern amenities. Walk or hop the trolley along the pier to downtown restaurants, shops, spas, breweries, festivals, fishing, and more. The main living room's picture window frames an impressive view of the docks and the Astoria-Mengler Bridge crossing the Columbia River, at the confluence of the Pacific Ocean. Plenty of room for you, family and friends.

Unique Private Space near Goonie Str. Astoria Or

Our unique, peaceful sanctuary near the Goonie House, with a private entrance, is clean & roomy. With 4 beds, micro, sink, frig, bath w/shower, gas fireplace it is perfect for solos, couples & sm. families (8yrs & up supervised by an adult at all times). And please note: I take immune suppressants, so I stand back a bit and please, no pets or strong scents. Read our listing's details for a great visit and reach out w/ questions!

CLOUD 254-Astoria Downtown Guest Suite

CLOUD 254 - an industrial, eclectic style suite decorated with commercial fishing history from the local area, multi rooms, private suite all to yourself, located in the heart of DOWNTOWN ASTORIA - street level...Great for a getaway, to celebrate a special occasion, and for a great stay-cation or work-cation... ULTRA internet package with 600x35...5g wifi ... cozy fireplace... walking distance to EVERYTHING Astoria has to offer.

The Float House at Jack Creek

A delightful float house on the John Day River, minutes from charming Astoria, Oregon, this home offers a perfect place to enjoy river recreation and relaxation. Originally a floating store, guests now enjoy all the modern conveniences mixed with old-world charm. Sitting adjacent to 16 acres of farmland, enjoy the peace and serenity of country life or use it as a jumping-off point for your adventure on the coast.

Tonquin's Rest Guest Suite in Astoria, Oregon

**The suite may not be safe or suitable for children under 12** Tonquin's Rest is a beautiful private suite in the upstairs of a 1903 Victorian home in Astoria's tranquil Uppertown neighborhood. The home is located in walking distance to the Goonies House, Pier 39, the Astoria Riverwalk and hiking trails. It is a 35 minute walk or 5 minute drive into downtown Astoria and a quick 30 minute drive to the beach.

Victorian Farmhouse with a view

You will love the view on the huge wrap around porch that over looks the Columbia River and walking distance to the iconic Goonies House, 39th pier, Rogue Brewery and Coffee Girl. There is a full fridge, dishwasher, new gas stove in the kitchen. In addition, there is a totally separate downstairs apartment in a daylight basement floor that is occupied. New cleaning service for March 2026. Astoria licensed.